Jumping on the bandwagon to say I would trade my left kidney to be sipping whiskey in a grotto with @carlycatherinex again.
@insta_kammm made me get this shirt and I made fun of the color and now it’s my favorite shirt, so this is a formal apology. Also no that is not a cute mole by my mouth, it is a pimple.
Back in black and covered in dog fur. The usual. Thanks @lifewithjoeamo for making hair dreams come true.
#UFCBoston was lit
THIS SOUTH SHORE DADDY turns 24 today. (Thanks Kel and Steve-O for having sex ). There’s no one else I’d rather teach 70 year olds how to twerk with, or be at the hospital at 3am with. I’m tryna know if I can hit it from behind tho?! I love you to bits, Chuckie. Everybody please feel free to call out of work today to celebrate the greatest creature to ever live. #proudwife
Will I continue posting about this trip until my fingers bleed? Idk. Do Boys Like Girls? #heelsoverhead